Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was Fall on his side and Spring on the other!
Why was the lettuce embarassed?
He saw the salad dressing!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
Why couldent the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
How do rabbits travel?
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